Hi everyone. Just thought I would fill you in on the cat situation occurring over here at Crownson Castle. Some of you may be familiar with some cats liking odd foods. But I am fairly certain that Majick falls into the category of super strange and a bit violent…

Let me start at the beginning.

Majick has taken to my gluten free diet with gusto. Some of you may not know I have celiac disease, which means I have to eat gluten free food all the time or there are some serious stomach issues .( I won’t go into the gory details but you get the big picture). I am also a vegan. So vegan cheese is part of my diet. It’s actually quite good. Majick cat enjoys almond cheese so that’s what we tend to eat around here.

Yes you heard me right; my shopping preferences are based on what his highness the cat prefers. 🙂

So it started out innocently enough. I would get the cheese out of the refrigerator and no matter where Majick was in the house he would hear the rustling of cheese wrap and come running. Cute right?

Yeah, that’s what I thought too until things escalated to the point of no return. Now if anyone has cheese he will literally claw it out of your hand. Just swipe it from you like an evil purse-snatcher. No mercy.

Dinner has also become a violent occasion, and things are rapidly becoming out of control. He sits at my spot at the dinner table and waits. He does not move unless pushed off. Then unable to take no for an answer he returns like a bouncing boomerang to pilfer food from your plate. To make matters worse he has found something he loves more than cheese.
Avocado.

Yes that feline will do anything for a little sliver of green flesh. He will meow, paw, push do whatever it takes to get that corpulent substance between his teeth. It isn’t pretty my friends. Not at all.

Now you might be saying to yourself, well its only dinner. I mean he can’t like every meal? Unfortunately, that’s not true. He loves breakfast as well.

Waffles to be more specific. But brand name is important. On several occasions there have been situations where I have purchased an inferior brand. You can almost hear him saying, “Lord have mercy on your soul if you dare buy that brand again.” All the while he twitches his whiskers in contempt. Then he flounces off with his tail held high in the air.

I’m glad that I don’t have my character’s Emma’s power in the Soul of the Sun. She can hear animal’s thoughts. Scary. Very scary. I would definitely develop a complex. Plus, I’m fairly sure Majick swears like a sailor.

Do you have any cats with strange taste buds like Majick Moon? Let me know! I would love to hear about it!
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Love,

Genevieve XOXO